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How much does a hipster weigh?

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An instagram.

 

okay, so there’s this couple in my school. as a ship, it’s like the titanic. it’s my highest notp like ever. oh, and i finished reading the outsiders the other day and soda, pony and darry are like ot3. lol, wat. i didn’t just say that. whatever, i don’t really care. 

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My heart at the moment… 
My heart at the moment… 

First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
End of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
what am i going to do with my life: i dont care
what is my sexuality: i dont care
do i have friends: i dont care
is my life worth it: i dont care
i dont
care
In my language arts class, we had to write autobiographies about ourselves.

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Friends - In my language arts class, we had to write autobiographies about ourselves.




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imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up

 

welcometo-h-e-l-l-enjoyyourstay:

simply too many.
When ‘Single Ladies’ comes on the radio and you’re alone in your room:

honestobservation:

imagine Gerard and Frank sitting down and painting their nails.